Sometimes you can't talk your way out of wearing a mask. So you might as well have one that is a good chuckle. Put a burn bag over your head! And keep an eye out for the telltale microexpressions (or even LOLs) of those who see you & get the joke. And BONUS! It keeps the Karens out of your face!
We Need 'Em! We Hate 'Em! Might As Well Be Fun!